GEEQUE '11: THE YEAR IN PICTURES

In the next couple of hours (or days, for some of you poor, unfortunate souls), you will be bombarded on Facebook or Twitter by a bunch of statuses or tweets proclaiming how some douchebags are happy that 2011 is over & can't WAIT until the new year starts so they can be a 'new' them & maybe even have their luck change for the best. Newsflash, assholes: It's not happening. If you're the same shithead in 2012 that you were in 2011, the new year is gonna suck for you at least as much as the last one, if not more.

My point is that I will not be one of those assholes. 2011 has been a phenominal year, one that I may even have to rank as top 5 all time in my life. I know, who gives a shit. But it's the truth. After a few years of living a monotnous (yet very blessed) life, '11 was the year where I shook the game up. Lots of positive changes (like starting this blog!), tons of new experiences, same awesome me. Ok, I probably could've done without the last part, but overall, a great year for your boy.

I realize that despite the amazing power of words, that power is painfully limited. So I have decided to sum up my year with some flicks so you can join me on recapping the year that was 2011, GeeQue style!

Started off the year right, getting some bday love

Getting up close & personal w/ Tina

Winter fiesta

My highest score in bowling ever!

(And yeah, that's me on the top. Now you know my real name. Whoop-dee-doo, bitches)

With my cousin, Baby Bash

With my west coast cousin Mann

Governor & I doing what G's do

I'm a business, man

You're never too old for prom <3

Sittin' on the stoop w/ Slick The Misfit

'The Motherfucker w/ the Hat' star Chris Rock outside the theater after I watched it

In CitiField's Jackie Robinson Rotunda

Wait... the world didn't end?!

Paintbaaaallin' (for the first time)

Won't let me on the cyclone :-(

Laying in the grass at Lincoln Center. Or Maybe I'm dead?

Intrepid steez

Black Rob listening session @ S.O.B.'s

The commish live at the Prudential Center for the NBA Draft

One of many drunken Friday nights

Officially branded

The blood bath aftermath

My homeboy Marc & I on that CitiField screen

4th of July fireworks from my homegirl Rosie's crib

Doing manly push-ups at the beach while my homegirl Izzy barely notices :-(

Twinsies! Finally got my pic w/ Mr. Met

My neice Jai wearing me out @ Bob's Furniture

With my Godson from Cali on the BK Bridge

Great success a few months later

The real reason Jlo & Marc Anthony got a divorce >:)

GeeQue for president!

You're never too old to sit on your homeboy's lap. Wait, what?

Double dicks

Crashed a bachelorette party & became a unicorn

At my homegirl Rosie's wedding. Mad love, yo!

Wah gwan! With my baby mama Trudy

Another year w/ my partner in crime Mookie

With G-Unit rapper Genasis

You are now watching the throne! Jay & Kanye live @ the Meadowlands

Goodnight!

And that concludes the journey. See you all in 2012. Happy Que Year, muthafuckas!

P.S. My favorite 100 songs of 2011... coming soon!

Baracka Flocka

'Best president since will.i.am... clinton'

* MOST AMAZING TOUCHDOWN EVER *

You know it's special if I put asteriks around the title.

Courtesy of Jerome Simpson of the Cincinatti Bengals. Keep going ham, my g

Taio Cruz 'Dynamite (Violin Remix)'

This lil girl rocked this shit hardbody

Everyday I'm Shufflin' (Senior Remix)

Old people can shuffle too

J's Fight

When douchebags fight for sneakers

Kevin Hart Vs. Chris Brown

'17 count... dance from your core!'

Soccer Kung-Fu Kick

If you attack a soccer player, prepared to be kicked to death

59-year-old honey hockey hole-in-one

Congrats to this hockey mom for winning a truck w/ this improbable trick shot

Shit Black Girls Say

'That's my sooooong'

This Shit Cray

Couldn't understand why this clip was on YouTube listed under the category 'pets & animals'. But then I watched it. It makes sense now.

When kissing your parents goes wrong

I've seen a few HS pranks in my time but this shit is just nasty

Pop-A-Shot Madness!!

We've all played pop-a-shot in the arcades. Some might think they're good. Some may even think they're great. Behold true greatness in this clip, with commentary from Tony Reali, Bill Plaschke & Jackie MacMullen from ESPN's 'Around The Horn'.